Tuesday wasn’t a full-blown fire drill, more like a tidy little roasting: the networks twitched, but nobody lost their minds. Ryzhik approves — enough to count the numbers and not spill the coffee.
📈 495 Credit suddenly remembered it was money
The 495 Credit offer for a first-loan approval in Russia jumped from 960 to 1382 — that’s +44%. Finance decided to play generous today, like it woke up with a conscience. A rare sight: not just promises, but a higher check too.
💀 “Hello, Neighbor!” decided not to say hello, after all
Hello, Neighbor! for approvals in Russia slid from 2195 to 1714 — −22%. Betting and finance here had themselves a little family squabble: yesterday they were riding high, today they’re already perched on a stool against the wall. No drama, just minus signs and a sour face.
🌿 Nutra is cranking out “miracles” like an assembly line again
In 24 hours they tossed in 60 new offers and axed 102 — classic nutra math: “treated yesterday, removed today.” The fattest chunk came in with varicose veins, joints, diabetes, and the rest of humanity’s favorite weak spots. The networks clearly decided: if you’re selling hope, sell it wholesale.
🩹 Cordyceps and Vezolax went a bit feral
Cordyceps pulse on varicose veins added +19 targets across five GEOs, and Vezolax in Germany isn’t being shy either: the DE line got +3 on each version. Well, at least somebody in nutra isn’t saving on attention today. Illness, as usual, is priced above common sense.
📺 M1 woke up and isn’t even pretending otherwise
The M1 network showed a spike: 65 versus a median of 11.5. That’s not growth anymore — that’s a proper cat leap onto the table. The biggest winners were RearviewMirrorDVR, Hondro Sol, and Arthrovia — looks like the market decided mirrors, joints, and creams matter more than peace and quiet.
🪙 The networks are pruning the catalog without mercy
There were plenty of removals too: off went Vizonic, Eroxen, a batch of offers from Aff1, and a whole Italian block from SkyLead. It’s especially sad watching nutra names disappear faster than promises on a “free course.” Today the networks are clearly in this mode: post it first, think later, delete it after.