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Daily 30 July 2026 📦 136 · 🎯 132 · 🔁 240

Thursday came in hot: 15 networks popped, offers +73, but payouts still made sure everyone knew who the main drama queen is. Ryzhik is already swiping his paw through where nutra whispered yesterday and where it slammed the door today.

💥 CashFactories ran a repricing like a clearance sale, minus the joy

On CashFactories gh, 2 offers at once went from 14 to 10 (−29%) — Cardinol and Maxiflex. And in RO, the opposite happened: 3 positions climbed from 18–19 to 22 (+16…22%) — Dermasept, DM-Norm Caps LOW, and SmokeNoMore. Then that same RO branch also took NanoFlex down from 28 to 22. Someone there clearly recalculated nutra with a calculator that had mood swings.

🎯 Cannabis Oil got an upgrade in Romania, but not the whole circus survived the ride

On CashFactories in RO, four cannabis directions each got +1 goal: Hearing, Hypertension 120, Prostatitis 120, and Vision. But nearby, Cannabis Oil Prostatitis in Europe collapsed with +1/−4 across es, hu, it, pl, ro. Nutra as usual: one segment gets the spotlight, another gets its oxygen cut.

🚨 The day’s surprises: someone got way too confident, and someone got brutally sober

Jashanmal AE jumped on order payment from 3.5 to 5.6 (+60%) — товарка in the Emirates suddenly remembered money exists outside theory too. Meanwhile Playtoday got knocked down from 21.64 to 12.37 (−43%), and that’s not a tweak, that’s a full-on appetite suppressant. Credit7 in RU also folded: 4155 → 2680 (−35%). Finance, as usual, smiles first and sticks the leg out second.

🧯 Shakes is cutting prostatitis without mercy, like there’s a queue at the cashier

On Shakes, Ademunal DE and its low version moved up: straight +3/+0 across at, ch, de. But Urostal EU - prostatitis across bg, ee, lt, lv got +0/−4, and that’s no dip — that’s a whole block getting wiped out. Apparently someone decided prostatitis is a seasonal product, and today it’s out of season.

🆕 New offers: nutra once again turned the catalog into a mix of chemistry and hope

CashFactories RO dumped in a whole sack of new ones: Cannabis Oil for hearing, pressure, prostatitis, and vision, plus Uro UP Forte. MetaCPA added Саламандрекс in KZ, plus Сустал Плюс, Потензол, and Androlif in UZ — Uzbekistan got handed an apothecary series with no commercial breaks today. Europe chipped in too: Shivital for ES/IT/PL, Wise Drink in SG, FLEXARIN and UROMEN in BG, Floricalm in IT, St Heart in CM.

🪦 Pulls of the day: catalog cleanup, no sentiment, no extra promises

Ястреб and NutriMix left T-Light/KMA, Подружка left Advertise, Yabluka UA left Admitad, Flyfi WW left Admittad, BetnJet Casino CPA [UK] left SolCPA. They also pulled a batch of Urostal across EE/LV/LT/BG — basically a family reunion in one coffin. And the cherry on top: Hotline.finance on Admitad also got the boot. Thursday came with zero tenderness: if you were late, you’re in the archive.

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