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Daily 28 July 2026 📦 213 · 🎯 152 · 🔁 348

On Tuesday, the catalogs decided not to be boring: nutra is either puffing up or slimming down, and 1xBet is once again pretending it’s not the one getting nervous.

🎉 Turboslim suddenly remembered what sales are

Turboslim in Peru on a confirmed order climbed from 16 to 20 (+25%). Not a record for the ages, but for nutra that’s basically a firework show: the little jar saw a buyer and decided life might actually be working out.

💀 German ArtiZynt collapsed without ceremony

ArtiZynt in Germany on `Full price+` dropped from 75 to 49 (−35%). That’s no “correction” — that’s a full-on slap to the market: a joint cream, yet somehow it’s everyone watching the old payout who feels the pain.

💸 1xBet got trimmed again, as if there weren’t already enough swings

In 1xbet CPA, across 13 countries, the payout on `Qualification` was cut from 30 to 25 (−17%). The network decided gambling should spin itself, not live off generosity. Classic: first they lure you in, then they quietly tighten the wallet.

🧹 Saleads cleared out half the warehouse in one day

CreditPlus, Otlichnye Nalichnye, Netology, Stoloto, Yandex.Eda, World of Warships and a whole batch of educational-financial romance got yeeted from the catalog. Today Saleads wasn’t updating offers — it was doing a sanitation day: if you didn’t fit, out you go, no long goodbyes.

🆕 The shakes brought in fresh nutra in every language they could find

Prosta M from AffiBay showed up for Turkey, a bundle of Ademunal for Latvia, Lithuania, Spain, Italy, Poland and Portugal, plus Shivital for Spain, Italy and Poland. Nutra, as always, arrived modestly claiming it’s here to “help,” but by the country list it looks more like a little language-powered expansion.

🔥 MetaCPA and Altex started feeling rough again

Among the networks that are going downhill, MetaCPA and Altex were spotted. When your feed has +68 offers in the background and the network still manages to get sick, that’s no longer a “temporary dip” — that’s personality. Ryzhik would say cats sometimes knead in the wrong place too, but here they’re already kneading the catalog.

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