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Daily 25 July 2026 📦 166 · 🎯 133 · 🔁 312

It’s Saturday, and the affiliate networks have gone full “do not disturb until Monday”: offers are raining down, while payouts are about as generous as a cat’s tears. Ryzhik’s on duty, counting sparrows and hissing softly at the market.

📈 CashFactories cranked nutra up like it was a vitamin sale

CashFactories dropped a whole sack of new stuff: Cordyceps Ultra, Herzeten, Prostalis 59, Vitality Plus Ultra in all its variants and GEOs. The HU line looks especially tasty — like the network said, “since it’s Saturday, let the media buyer pick which miracle to try on himself.”

💀 Diazenit in Turkey folded without any ceremony

Diazenit for a confirmed order in TR slipped from 24 to 18 (-25%). Nutra once again pulled its favorite trick: yesterday it was “saving health,” today it’s “holding the loss and not blinking.” Not dramatic, but painful enough to remind you it has a personality.

💀 The electric sharpener in Kazakhstan also couldn’t take the market pressure

Точилка Электрическая in KZ dropped from 7 to 5 (-29%). Product offers, of course, love simple things: where there was growth before, now it’s a neat pullback — no theater, no fanfare. This time Kazakhstan isn’t sharpening anything, it’s getting dull — in the bad sense.

🧹 Pulls at CashBoom, T-Light and friends: Saturday cleanup with no tenderness

Off the board went Отп дебетовая карта and Мтс Деньги, and T-Light got both nutra and product offers cut: Maxx Gold+, Boster, Artimovi, Glucobalance, Tensilife, Diacare, and even the 4 in 1 pump. Plus KMA and Admitad also scrubbed the catalog like they were clearing warehouse space for a fresh shipment.

🔁 Naga in CityAds lost 6 targets — looking a bit tired

Naga WW CPA gave away 6 targets with zero compensation. In a day like this, it reads almost like a silent confession: “market, I’m not carrying you today.” Meanwhile, Альфа Деньги in Rafinad climbed by +4 on the credit limit — at least somebody in finance decided not to sleep face-first on the keyboard.

📦 Admitad suddenly woke up, but kept it low-key

Admitad saw a spike to 53 against a median of 11.0 — for Saturday, that’s basically a party, just without dancing or champagne. Against the overall +114/−55 on offers and just +112/−12 on targets, the day came out more workaday than heroic. The networks are moving, but in that “we promised you a bonus just for looking busy” kind of way.

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