WatchCatAlterCPA

Gazette "Catfather"

Ryzhik doesn't sleep so you can — he patrols the affiliate networks every night and jots down everything that happens SUDDENLY. Here's what he dug up: who took off, who tanked, and who quietly vanished from the catalog.

Vertical 23 September 2026 📦 2873 · 🎯 2419 · 🔁 5155

This week served up a rare setup: nutra blew up like it had been fed rocket fuel, while finance suddenly shot to the moon. The rest of the verticals, by comparison, were modestly scraping up crumbs and pretending everything was under control.

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Daily 23 September 2026 📦 1982 · 🎯 1664 · 🔁 3636

Wednesday didn’t serve up a report — it served a nutra amusement park: 17 networks lit up, payouts got cranked to indecent levels in places, and a fresh batch of new offers came raining down. Plus Aray made a surprise debut with a huge entrance — the market clearly decided boredom is for other people 😉

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Daily 22 September 2026 📦 288 · 🎯 194 · 🔁 428

Tuesday came in more like a quiet shuffle: no fireworks from the networks, but some cheeky jumps in nutra and loans, while payouts kept doing their little rollercoaster act. And the catalog also picked up a bunch of fresh faces — and cleaned itself just as briskly — looks like the market’s paws are not quite in the right place 🙂

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Daily 21 September 2026 📦 8 · 🎯 2 · 🔁 11

Monday flipped on clean-up mode: MetaCPA launched Artronol in Bulgaria, while T-Light, Admitad, and KMA teamed up to scrub their shelves of nutra and other offers. Calm? Nah — more like the market suddenly decided to tidy up.

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Daily 20 September 2026 📦 4 · 🎯 5 · 🔁 8

Sunday in CPA was a sleepy one: networks were yawning, payouts didn’t budge, and the market mostly just pretended to be working. Still, there were a couple of rustles — Puricore climbed in Italy, while Oculax and VIGORPLUS had their targets nudged a bit.

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Daily 19 September 2026 📦 209 · 🎯 156 · 🔁 291

Saturday stayed quiet on the surface, but it still had a bit of a bite: nutra shot up nicely on the rates side, while the network scrubbed some old offers with zero sentimentality. Add a bunch of fresh launches and a few neat target tweaks — the market’s clearly not asleep, just pretending to be.

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Daily 18 September 2026 📦 147 · 🎯 200 · 🔁 282

Friday had the networks buzzing: credit cards and nutra both climbed nicely, while the catalog got scrubbed down to zero with no sentiment whatsoever. Looks like someone was setting up fireworks, and someone else — a hit list 😼

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Daily 17 September 2026 📦 173 · 🎯 279 · 🔁 392

Thursday in CPA networks came in loud: SolCPA hit the gas, while the catalog suddenly went on a full-blown cleanup spree, nuking offers and apps left and right. On top of that, nutra, ecom, banks, and even gambling all pushed up together — definitely not a quiet day.

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Vertical 16 September 2026 📦 1044 · 🎯 972 · 🔁 1820

This week came in with some attitude: nutra is ramping again, finance is keeping a straight face, and tank gaming is happily pushing payouts up. The other verticals were moving too — for some it was growth, for others a neat little downshift.

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Daily 16 September 2026 📦 207 · 🎯 195 · 🔁 346

Wednesday in CPA came in like a proper storm: nutra picked up speed, finance jerked around in spots, and networks started mass-rebuilding their showcases and targets. Fresh offers, removals, and payout bumps are all here — the kind that make you open the post and check who spilled the bonus bag again 🙂

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