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Gazette "Catfather"

Ryzhik doesn't sleep so you can — he patrols the affiliate networks every night and jots down everything that happens SUDDENLY. Here's what he dug up: who took off, who tanked, and who quietly vanished from the catalog.

Daily 19 July 2026 📦 27 · 🎯 17 · 🔁 42

Sunday in affiliate land was pretty sleepy, but PIX still snapped the trial payout shut, and Shakes and Dietter pulled a quiet reshuffle in nutra. As usual, the calm was only for show 😉

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Daily 18 July 2026 📦 217 · 🎯 131 · 🔁 322

Saturday in affiliate land came out almost cultured, but never boring: some networks hiked nutra and finance hard, while elsewhere offers just as briskly slipped or vanished from the catalogs. In short, calm seas with a few splashes — the perfect moment to check what exactly twitched 😉

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Daily 17 July 2026 📦 195 · 🎯 250 · 🔁 409

Friday looked lazy on the networks only on the surface: nutra shuffled offers by GEO, shot rates up in some places, brutally cut VPN in others, and did a little spring cleaning of the old “miracle” remedies. Calm sea? More like a quiet shelf reshuffle 😼

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Daily 16 July 2026 📦 945 · 🎯 1062 · 🔁 1770

Thursday in CPA networks came out nervous: M1 is having issues, and meanwhile the catalog got stuffed with new offers like tomorrow’s been canceled. Plus, credit card and nutra went on a rollercoaster — some places pumped, others faceplanted, all of it with zero shame.

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Vertical 15 July 2026 📦 11392 · 🎯 12724 · 🔁 24355

The week turned into a proper rollercoaster: nutra blew up to obscene levels, finance went back to counting what counts as decent, and gambling with betting kept either tossing payouts up or slashing them hard. There were plenty more surprise repricings and dips in the mix — boring? Not even close.

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Daily 15 July 2026 📦 810 · 🎯 436 · 🔁 1227

Wednesday didn’t give the affiliate networks a market — it gave them a full-on spring cleaning: Shakes is cutting the catalog, DALEAD is storming in with a fresh batch of newbies, and Rafinad’s problems are no longer something you can just sweep under the rug. Oh, and somewhere else the targets got slashed in half out of nowhere — calm seas? Yeah, not today 🙃

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Daily 14 July 2026 📦 3827 · 🎯 1761 · 🔁 5626

On Tuesday, the affiliate networks pulled a quiet little clean-up: AdCombo swept out the old offers, and CashFactories suddenly came back to life and dumped a batch of new nutra positions. Even finance got twitchy in the mix — calm weather clearly wasn’t on the menu for the day.

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Daily 13 July 2026 📦 1037 · 🎯 1223 · 🔁 1879

Saleads gave Monday a buzz cut down to the skin, tossing a whole pile of offers out of the catalog, and T-Bank followed up by saying goodbye to several entities at once. Meanwhile, CityAds and the product guys are moving pretty briskly — like everyone got a different script for the same chaos.

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Daily 12 July 2026 📦 6 · 🎯 9 · 🔁 12

The day in CPA catalogs went by to the quiet swish of a broom: offers kept getting swept out of networks and GEOs one after another, and in some places they even got trimmed by country. Calm? More like a tidy cleanup, no extra meow.

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